(This page was revised 1-1-'11)
(This page was
revised 1-1-'11)
*Website
Updates
Although I have finished pre-vet, I am currently visiting other cities
(escorting)
to save $$$ for the much-higher tuition of my last 4 years at the DVM
college that accepts me.
Therefore, I will update as often as possible...
though that does not necessarily mean each week.
I have checked out
many other adult websites and found that quite a few of them don't update
every
single week either (and some, not at all!).
Other more popular sites, such
as "Danni's Hard Drive", update daily as I'm sure you're aware of.
While I would love to have huge photo, video, audio, and model archives
like Danni's site,
please remember that these type of pay-websites require an
office space, paid employees, weekly photo,
video & audio shoots, etc... I
simply don't have this kind of time
as I frequently visit different cities to escort.
Also, please keep
in mind that TNTits is a TOTALLY FREE ACCESS website!
If I had a
pay- "Members" section, you guys would have every right to expect
regular updates.
However, nothing in my website stops you from
entering any of the photo archives.
In contrast, there were many adult sites that I
checked out where I couldn't get past a few pages
without being asked for a credit
card number!
Other pluses to my website (as I'm told) are:
1) The "Catalog" Page
Give-Aways, in which a selected vintage over-stock item is given away...
no strings attached!
And...
2) The "TNTits
Contest", in which anyone has a chance to win a selected item
from
the "Catalog" page, absolutely free!
Finally, please remember that
although many of you think of magazine models, porn stars & feature dancers
as perfect, flawless goddesses that lead charmed lives (and we do appreciate the compliments),
the
truth is: we are human and all experience
problems/rough times just like yourself.
We are not immune to
family/friend/pet deaths/illnesses, relationship problems/break-ups,
illness/accidents,
legal problems, or any of the other B.S. that life throws at you.
Therefore, before you e-mail me (or any of the other ladies for that
matter) a nasty or sarcastic message c/o
late updates, late orders, slow/no e-mail response, etc..., please remember
that I (or she)
may be going through some rough times, or that I (or she)
may be currently touring out of town/out of the country.
*"Photo
Gallery" Archives/Updates
Update:
I will be getting what I'll call "maintenance nip & tuck"
work done as soon as possible.
By the way... 99% of us (dancers, models, porn stars) have had some kind
of plastic surgery done...
I'm just one of the few who actually ADMITS it!
Fact: You do NOT
walk out of a plastic surgeon's office looking beautiful! In fact,
it's just the opposite... You look like SHIT:
There is bleeding, bruising & swelling that lasts weeks or even months!
Permanent scar tissue is also developing under the incisions for up to a year.
Therefore, I will NOT update
this section until ALL work is finished and (more importantly) healed!
*E-Mail,
Text Messages & Instant Messages
E-Mail & Text
Messages:
Please
note that I get a lot of e-mail and answer it in the order that it's received.
And just like everyone else, I also get a lot of
spam!
Sometimes an e-mail may be accidentally deleted as "junk"
because I go through these pretty fast,
or the e-mail filter may mistakenly send it to the "Spam" folder.
Thus, if you don't receive a response, you are always welcome to resend your
message.
While I really do answer my e-mail & text messages personally, please respect the following exceptions:
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Personal Information:
(see
"Privacy Policy" for details)
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Can Not Read:
I can't
respond if I can't read your e-mail!
This would apply to foreign language
characters/symbols.
I speak English & Italian.
I also have translating software for French, German, Spanish &
Portuguese.
Nasty Messages:
Rude, sarcastic, or insulting e-mail...
However, I reserve the right to
poke
fun at this type of e-mail on "Funniest Mail" page!
Instant
Messages:
While I
don't mind "chat" type messages & texts (ex: "How are
you?"),
please note that I need to take care of
the e-mails & messages pertaining to work first,
as escorting is how
am I currently paying my bills & saving for the future.
Thus, if I don't respond right away, I am either in session or taking care of
the aforementioned
type of e-mails & texts first...
Please be patient.
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*Catalog
Items/Orders
New Items:
Update: I plan to
shoot all new photos & magazine layouts this year!
Thus, new 8x10's, 4x6 photo-sets and poster shots will be soon be available!
There will also be new TNTits logo catalog items available,
MANY of which will be "TNTits Contest" give-aways!
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What's FREE:
TNTits Catalog Page- Since I no longer feature-dance, I don't have the need for many of the
promotional-type items featured on my
"Catalog" page (several of which, were volume-ordered).
Thus, I will be having special "give-aways" on selected vintage items!
TNTits Contest
Page- Enter for a chance to win a selected item from the "Catalog"!
The contest multiple-choice question and item change periodically.
Enter as many
different contests as you wish!
What's NOT free & WHY:
Quite often someone will ask for a free 8x10, or 8x10's, or even a free
video!
Catalog pages of your
favorite adult entertainers are a BUSINESS.
And why do any
of us start a business? To make some sort of profit, of-course.
While it's true
we volume-order our merchandise so the expense is low, still, if we gave a
photo, video, etc...
to everyone who asked for them, it would eventually add up
to big losses
(would you start a business to lose money?).
Perhaps some of
you have written a favorite actor, singer, or athlete and actually received free
things...
That's great, but please remember that these people are making millions
a year... I'm not.
If I was making 7 digits a year, I'd be more than happy to give away free
merchandise too.
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Back-Ordered Items:
While I try to order items from my suppliers that I see are getting low, sometimes
1) Everyone seems to want a particular item at once...
thus it runs out
and must be back-ordered, or
2) I am traveling for weeks at a time and simply can't get to the latest batch
of orders
until I return to New York.
Thus, if
any item ordered takes longer than 4 weeks from the date I receive your order,
I
will include a FREE TNTits Logo catalog item of your choosing for the
inconvenience!
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*"Busty
BriAnna's Blog"/ Free Speech Warning!
I'm a HUGE supporter of the
First Amendment c/o FREEDOM OF SPEECH
and don't give a rat's ass if my future "Blog" archives are
"politically correct"!
We are ALL entitled to our own opinions and I refuse to base my
beliefs on what others think is "correct",
as that contradicts the very definition of the word, 'opinion' in the
first place!
Thus, if you don't agree with freedom of expression & freedom of
speech,
regardless of what others feel is "politically correct"
( in
other words: critically thinking for yourself),
then SKIP THIS SECTION!
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*Risque
Humor Warning!
As most of you know by now, I
love humor! I believe that laughter is the best medicine
and
that it keeps you young at heart!
However, as I'm sure any stand-up
comedian will tell you, humor is probably one of the hardest things to do:
What
one person finds funny, another won't, and still another will find it offensive.
I also love sharing a good laugh... which is the purpose of the following
2 pages:
Funniest
Mail- These are actual fan letters/e-mail
that
I print and answer humorously, or just amusing mail that I leave as is
(names & addresses are omitted).
If you recognize your letter, please
remember that this page is just for fun!
Therefore, if you can't
laugh at yourself, you should probably skip this page,
or not e-mail me in
the first place!
TNTitsWit-
Please remember that the jokes/cartoons I choose for this page are sent
to me
and don't necessarily represent my views on that
subject...
it's simply humor that I think the majority of my fans will enjoy!
Therefore, if adult humor offends you, then simply skip this page
(I mean, what
do you expect from a site called "TNTits"?!).
To compensate you "serious" types, the "Fan
Mail" pages are divided into 2 archives:
The original "Best of Fan Mail", which pokes fun at selected
mail,
and the "FAQ" page, in which I
answer questions seriously!
I hope this makes everyone
happy!....
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