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(The following
letters/e-mail are from guys who admitted being under 18!
So much for the warnings at the beginning of adult sites that are required
by law ...what a joke!)
~ Puppy Love Dept. Pt.1 ~
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
Reader's
Digest does articles from every magazine, but never your
articles. Why not?"
A * Because x-rated articles are in-"digest"-ible to most of their readers!
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Q* "Dear BriAnna,
Yesterday I was looking around in a newsstand and saw you in Juggs
magazine. At that moment I
decided I just had to have that magazine! As
I wondered if I'd get carded,
I discovered that the zipper on my pants was
broken. I grabbed
the Juggs magazine to hold in front of myself and take
over the
job my zipper had just resigned. The lady behind the counter was
too busy laughing at me to notice I hadn't paid for the magazine or
was
even old enough to buy it... so I left! Juggs/
September served magnificently!"
A* Juggs/October
will be in basic browns. Should go nice with your fall
wardrobe!
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Q* "Hey, Busty B!,
I love
to whack-off to pictures of big-boobed sluts like yourself.
Anyway, I asked my Dad for a subscription
to Score for my sixteenth
birthday... instead, I got a subscription
to Sports Illustrated. Could you
write to my Dad and point out the
terrible mistake he made?"
A* Sorry, it's 16 years too late for that!
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
My Dad
is a printer and he says that thousands of copies of magazines are
spoiled after printing sometimes. I wondered if the same thing is true about
the magazines you
pose in? My sister is getting married next month and I
could keep
them in her old room."
A* What an environmentalist!
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Q* "Dear BriAnna,
I can't
wait until I turn 18 next year, so I can move into my own
apartment! I like to look at big-bust
magazines while I eat dinner, but
my mother says it's disgusting!"
A* She ought to
know, she made it! Try eating dinner at a friend's house.
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