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Archive 10
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~ Pillow Talk Dept. Pt.1 ~
Q* "Dear Busty
BriAnna,
What ever
happened to sex talk? Why is it when a man talks dirty to a
woman, she can turn around and sue him for
sexual harassment?! I mean,
what is it when a woman talks dirty
to a man?"
A*
That would be $3.99 a minute!
......
Q* "Dear
BriAnna,
Why do women
fake orgasms?"
A*
Because men fake foreplay!
~ TNTits Contest Dept. Pt.1 ~
Q* "Dearest
Busty,
My guess to
your contest would be A), as I'm sure you work hard to keep
your body in shape. And speaking of your
luscious body... what's your
ultimate fantasy? I aim to please!"
A*
To be able to eat whatever I want and not gain weight! :-)
.....
Q* "Dear Busty
BriAnna,
The answer to
your question is C), 'I don't stay in shape! I'm a yo-yo
dieter... when my clothes get tight, it's
time to diet'... and boy, would I love
to see you in those tight clothes!"
~ Turner Network Dept. ~
Q* "Dear Busty
BriAnna,
Do you think
Ted Turner minds that TNT and TNTits are so close,
as far as initials are concerned?"
A*
Why should he? Our offices are next to each other too...
and I work on TNTits topless!
.....
Q* "Dear Ms.
BriAnna,
I was looking
for the Turner Network (TNT) and found your site instead...
BUT I'M GLAD I
DID!"