Dear Busty BriAnna-Archive 11

Fantastic lay-out!
...and that one photo of you doing a 180 degree split had me mumbling some kind of incomprehensible gibberish about coming back in my next life as a balance beam!"

A* I thought I'd print the photo and let you all fantasize about the after life!

A* Let's think about this for a minute... Models come to a supposed professional
      studio, under contract, to be paid X amount for an X number of pictorials
      and video work... then the photographer makes sexual advances towards the
      model?!?!?! How many ZEROS does this number have in the inevitable
      lawsuit?
                      (P.S.-You've been watching too many porn movies!)

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
           I've been a Fan Club member for years now and just can't get enough of
       your newsletter! I only wish it was bigger with more photos... like 20 to 50
       pages!"

A* Hmmm... a 50 page newsletter, times 100+ members, four times a year?
Just what we need, another angry postal worker!!

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Q* "Dear BriAnna,
           I am writing to you because I know you and other big-busted models have
       fan clubs, right? ...and if you have a fan club then you probably print some
       kind of newsletter, right? My name is (omitted), and I'm one of the writers
       for my high school's newspaper. I'm a 'B' student and one of my interests is
     journalism... maybe I could help with your newsletters? What are my
       chances?"

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Q* "Dear Busty,
           Let me start out by saying that you're very beautiful and one of my favorite
       big-bust models! However, I was wondering if you're ever going to 'go bigger'
       on top? I'd join your fan club in a minute!"

A* And my boobs would take that same minute to enter a room before me!
I mean, all I've got and it's not big enough??? You sound like the booking
agents!

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
           I was reading the part in your "FAQ" page about all the plastic surgery
       you girls endure in this business... I don't get it, I mean, aging is a natural
       occurrence! Don't you think everyone nowadays is too obsessed with their
       looks?"

A* If you think that everyone nowadays is too obsessed with their looks, just go to
      any public place, indoors or outdoors: Check out the dirty, torn clothes,
      unwashed hair, yellow& missing teeth, razor-stubble (men AND women!),
      chipped/bitten-down nails, etc... and you'll be lighting a candle to Gia when
      you get home!