"Dear Busty BriAnna...", The Best of My Fan Mail

Archive 15
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~Complaint Dept. Pt.2~

  Q* "Hello BriAnna,
            I was beginning to think you were running a scam, that is, until I
         read your 'stats' page (hobby #2 in particular). Now it all makes sense:
         You were abducted! Let me know when you get your ass back to
         earth so you can send me my order!"
......

  Q* "Dear Busty,
              I'm still waiting on that audio tape! I know you're busy & all... 
         but teenage boys lose their virginity faster than it takes you to fill an 
         order!"  
                                                       ....../....

~Stolen Identity Dept.~

  Q* "Dear Busty B.,
              I met this girl in a chat room... and after exchanging e-mail for a few
         months, we finally decided to exchange photos... and she ended up sending
         me one of yours (from 'Tits in Tight Clothes')!
             I'm really pissed off... and I thought that you should know that someone's
         been using your pictures!"

  A*  That's because it WAS me (...kidding)!
        Seriously though, out of all the beautiful women there are on the  internet,
        I'm flattered she would choose me to impersonate!
            
        
                                  ...                 .........

  Q* "Yo, BriAnna,
              What's with the ugly bitch at 'bustybrianna.com' pretending to be you?!"

  A*  It's actually my new comedy section titled, "Who Let the DOGS Out?"!
                                                            :-)
                           ........

~Missing Persons Dept.~

 Q* "Dear BriAnna,
             It's been 15 months since anyone has heard from you and thus, I  have
        officially declared you a 'missing person'!
            P.S.- If you need a place to hide out for a while, my address is (omitted)! 
       *wink*"

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