"Dear Busty BriAnna...", The Best of My Fan Mail
Archive 16
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~Finishing
Touches Dept. Pt.2~
(We're all used to letters that end
with "Sincerely...", "Take Care...", "Love...",
etc...
Well, here's a continuation of how some of the letters I get
end!)
Q* "Dear
BriAnna,
...Looking forward to
finally meeting the woman of my dreams,
(both
wet and dry),
(name omitted)
.....
Q* "...I'm so glad you're
back, BriAnna, and I understand you're very busy,
so I'll be patient in awaiting your
response..."
Hornily (is that a
word?!?!),
(name omitted)
~Entrepreneur Dept. Pt.1~
Q* " Hello
BriAnna,
I'm a web designer and
I'm contacting you because I just finished
looking over your site, and you need a lot
of help! ...and since you don't
feel like updating it often, I can do that
for you!... My fees are
reasonable, so I expect to hear from you
soon!"
A* Can you believe this guy??? First he insults my website; then he
implies that I'm lazy (instead of just reading
what the problems were
about on the "Diary" pages!);
then he expects me to give him access
to all my webs/files/passwords and personal
info... AND pay him to
boot?!?!
...
Q* "Hey Bri!,
I have a great contest
idea for my website: (web address omitted).
You see, ladies like yourself enter by mail, then
there's a drawing,
and if their name is picked, the winner gets a
night on the town with one
of us guys (photo enclosed)!"
A* What's the loser get, 2 dates?!?
~Con Artist Dept. Pt.1~
Q* "Dearest
BriAnna,
No matter how many
model's websites I check out... I always come
back to yours.... I would like a
date. I will fly you out to Washington
state... it would be for 24 hours...
I would also like to do photos and
a video with you... It's for my
personal collection... no one would
ever see it... I contacted you before
but didn't hear back from you,
so I'd thought I'd sweeten the pot to
2K... ?"
A* FYI... if I don't respond to a "personal
service" request, then
there's obviously a reason why! But if you
insist:
First of all, anyone requesting to do XXX
photos/videos with me
will swear on their mother's grave that it's for
their "personal
collection only" ...yet every year
there are hundreds of lawsuits
by women who discovered
their selves (in what was suppose to be
someone's
"private" collection) on amateur video shelves, in
amateur magazines, or on
internet pay areas!
And I don't want to hear, "...but I'll
sign legal papers saying that
I won't distribute..." etc... etc... etc...
Legal Schmegal!
There are literally millions
of adult sites with pay areas... like
I'd ever find it in the first place! And what am
I suppose to do...
buy every single amateur video & magazine, and join
every single
pay-area adult website to make sure I'm not
secretly featured?
I don't think so!
Secondly, I go to veterinary
college! I flat-out REFUSE to do
the type of photos/videos that have the potential to come
back and
bite me on the ass later on in life... OR cause my
credibility as a
(future) veterinarian to be questioned!
Therefore, if you feel that I should
risk my entire future career
for the sake of some XXX photos or video, then you'd
better add
3 more zeros to that $2000. offer!
...
Q* "Hi BriAnna,
Me and a friend
have a bet going... We're going to Paris pretty
soon... anyway, I bet I could parachute
off the Eiffel Tower using
one of your bras! Of-course, you'd
need to send me one first (bra),
and we could use some sponsor
money... I'd say $10,000. would
cover all the publicity costs...
When can we pick up the
money?"
A* Right after your stunt!
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