"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail

Archive 17
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~"Personal Service" Dept. Pt.1~
(The following letters pertain to my "Personal Service" escorting section)

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
           I'm planning a visit at NY on next week.
        I'm very interested in you!!!
        I like big tits very much!
        I also like huge clitoris and large pussy lips.
        Do you have them?
        ...And please send me a pic of pussy if you have!"

Q* "Hi BriAnna,
           I think I know why you named your website what you named it,
       but I'm going to find out for certain when we meet tomorrow!" 
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~Great Comebacks Dept.~
(The following letter pertains to my "Personal Service" escort screening process)

Q* "Dear BriAnna,
         Is kissing allowed?"

A* ...Kissing is fine, as long as you have at least 3 teeth in your mouth! :-)

A* "Just snuck in there with 4. Don't worry, I'll stick my dentures in so you
      won't notice.  LOL!!!  Can't wait..."

Q* "Dear BriAnna,
           ...I did review your web page and perhaps I missed this info but 
        I have a couple of questions... Do you allow open mouth kissing?..."
...
A* ...Kissing is fine, as long as you have at least 3 teeth in your mouth! :-)
...

A* "I look like Shrek and have 4 teeth so I guess I am all set,  Cheers!"

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~Con Artist Dept. Pt.2~

Q* "BriAnna,
           I'm writing you because I found your site listed on a well-known 
        hacker's website.
          Your website's members section has been hacked and your passwords
        published online. 
           I am letting you know because I monitor these sites and provide
        services to help stop this from happening...
           If you don't fix your security issues your hosting company could 
        charge you extremely high rates for over usage of bandwidth, your
        site will most likely slow down and you could lose members.
           If you want assistance in preventing this problem in the future I
        offer the following services... (blah blah blah!)...helps turn stolen
        password traffic into members... We've worked with a number of
        other adult sites such as (he only listed 2 others!) to increase their
        security and profitability...
           If you are not sure which domain was listed, we charge a $25.
        fee to retrace our research and locate which sites are currently
        listing your logins..."
  
A*    Gee, how interesting... And I'm not referring to the supposed 
      hacker either!
         FYI, "TNTits" has always been and will always be a totally FREE
      ACCESS website!  So please tell me how a hacker could have entered
      & posted passwords to a "members" area that doesn't exist?!?!
         Now GET LOST and go scam someone else!

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Q* "Dear Busty B.,
           I'm quite sure... yes, I'm positive... I was Mr. Nude New York the 
        same year you were Miss Nude New York...
          As such, I'm organizing a reunion very soon and would like to know 
       if you'll be attending?...
         Be that as it may, please reserve your spot at this once-in-a-lifetime 
      event by sending me a towering stack of dead presidents as soon as
      humanly possible, as very few seats are still available for this truly
      momentous occasion.
         Yours for a better reunion,
      Mr. Nude New York, 19__ (fill in appropriate year here)"
        

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