"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail

Archive 18
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~Mistaken Identity Dept.~
(The following letters prove that many guys are only looking at dancers/models/porn stars
 from the breasts down!)

Q* "Dearest BriAnna,
           I am a huge fan of yours and have all your porn movies!
       I love the way you suck cock... and rock up and down on it while
       you're fucking!"

A* Sorry, but you seem to have me mixed up with someone else, 
      as I've never done XXX movies.

Q* "You mean you're not Alicia Rio?"

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
           I am a male escort and have been a long-time fan of your movies... 
       I
am trying to make contacts to be an adult porn star...  if you need
       a man for film,
escorting or web cam... look me up"

A* Sorry, but I've never done XXX movies, webcam, or live video and thus,
      have no "connections" to give you.

Q* "So, can I just have your autograph then?"

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~First-Timers Dept. Pt.2~

Q* "BriAnna,
           May I ask some sexual questions?"

A* Just one, and that was it!   :-)

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Q* "Hello Brianna,
          Believe it or not I'm a 23 year old virgin... that just never had 
       intercourse... just looking to be seduced and taught the ropes... 
       how can you help me?"

A*  So you basically want a woman to take charge and
      show you ropes?
                                   Be careful what you wish for! 
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~Fetishes Dept. Pt.1~

Q* "Hey Bri,
           I see you were a dancer I was wondering if in a session you like to
get 
       a little kinky?  I enjoy being disco danced on with and without
high heels
       completely from mild to really WILD, are you up for that
kinda scene?"

A* Not really... but SHE is!    [

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
          I have a fantasy that I'm serious about and want to know if you'd
       fulfill... I'd like you to bounce naked up and down on large helium 
       balloons... Waiting for your response"

A*  Honey, with breasts as big as mine, who needs balloons?!?

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