"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail
Archive 18
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~Mistaken
Identity Dept.~
(The following letters prove that
many guys are only looking at dancers/models/porn stars
from the breasts down!)
Q* "Dearest
BriAnna,
I am a huge fan of
yours and have all your porn movies!
I love the way you suck cock... and rock up
and down on it while
you're fucking!"
A*
Sorry, but you seem to have me mixed up with someone else,
as I've never done XXX movies.
Q* "You mean you're not Alicia Rio?"
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
I am a male escort
and have been a long-time fan of your movies...
I am
trying to make contacts to be an adult porn star...
if you need
a man for film, escorting
or web cam... look me up"
A*
Sorry, but I've never done XXX movies, webcam, or live video and thus,
have no
"connections" to give you.
Q* "So, can I just have your autograph then?"
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~First-Timers Dept.
Pt.2~
Q* "BriAnna,
May I ask some
sexual questions?"
A* Just one, and that was it! :-)
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Q* "Hello
Brianna,
Believe it or not I'm a
23 year old virgin... that just never had
intercourse... just looking to be seduced and taught
the ropes...
how can you help me?"
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A*
So you basically want a woman to take charge and |
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~Fetishes Dept.
Pt.1~
Q* "Hey Bri,
I see you were a
dancer I was wondering if in a session you like to get
a little kinky? I enjoy being disco danced on with and without
high heels
completely from mild to
really WILD, are you up for that kinda
scene?"
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A* Not really... but SHE is! [ |
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
I have a fantasy that I'm
serious about and want to know if you'd
fulfill... I'd like you to bounce naked up
and down on large helium
balloons... Waiting for your response"
A* Honey, with breasts as big as mine, who needs balloons?!?
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