~ Complaint Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I just noticed that your video prices have gone up to $25.!
       When I first saw your catalog back in '96, they were just $20. What do you
       call this?"

A* Inflation! What do you call it?

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
I think that probably most of the letters you get come from people with no
lives who have nothing important to say."

A* You've sure changed that!

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Q* "Dear Thieves!,
             Four months ago I sent you money for your fan club membership
        package, but have still not received one thing! I guess this is how you
       chicks get by... bilking guys and then never sending them anything!
       Well, you're not going to pull your con game on me! Send me my
       membership package at once, or I'll write all the magazines and tell
       them what a rip-off your fan club is!

P.S.- This time I'm enclosing my address... so don't use that as an excuse
for stalling around!"

A* Is it just me, or is this country's education system in serious trouble?!

~ Curious Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty,
Do you like to titty fuck?"

A* Sure. It gives my pussy a break!

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I've noticed that all of your videos are by yourself. I would love to see you
       in a guy/girl video getting fucked up the ass while you play with your titanic
       tits!...
         How about it Busty? Will you ever do an anal video?

A* Honey, when it comes to my butt, read this street sign! [

~ Clueless Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I loved your pictorial in the June issue of Gent! You are very beautiful!
       I also liked the other following features in Gent, I'll list them
       alphabetically:
                          Busty BriAnna
                          Candidly Yours
                          Dr. D-Cup
                          Boob Tube
                          Body Work

A* I'm flattered you liked my pics so much, but let's talk about your notion of the
alphabet!

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I have just seen your #502 video, "Up Close and Personal". Prior to that,
       I hadn't seen a video with you in it for a long time, not since #501, "Busty
       BriAnna Solo"... Have I missed any videos?"

A* Yes, this one!

Q* "Dear Busty,
What is your opinion?"

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