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~ First-Timers Dept. Pt.1~
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
I'm
trying to find out how to send e-mail, so this is just a stupid test... Be
patient..."
A* TEST RESULTS: Due
to the fact that you chose an adult website to test your
e-mail knowledge, this indicates
that you're a horny little shit!
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
Tell me
something. I mean, are the dumb letters you print on your 'Dear
Busty BriAnna' page real, or
do you just make them up?"
A* I just make them up. Who made up the dumb one you sent in?
~ Finishing Touches Dept. ~
(We're all used to letters that end with
"Sincerely...", "Take Care...", "Love...", etc...
Well, check out how some of the letters I get end!)
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
Great
site! You are absolutely gorgeous. I'll be dreaming of you and your
beautiful tits for months!
Pullin' it,
(name omitted)"
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
If
you're saying I won a photo of you, then I'll take #103, mail it to:
(address omitted)... I knew
you were Italian!
Kisses and Licks (I WISH),
(name omitted)"
~ Blowing-Your-Own-Horn Dept. Pt.1 ~
Q* "Dearest BriAnna,
My name
is (omitted), and I'm what you're looking for! When can we go
out? I can satisfy your every need and
desire... you only have to tell me what
they are. I can tease and please every
woman and make her beg for more!
If you're in to more than one partner
at a time, that's OK, because I can
make both girls cum again and again! Why settle for the rest when you can
have the best!?
Awaiting your response,
Mr. Right"
A* Honey, if you were really
as good as you say you are, you'd have a line of
women from your bedroom door to the street,
and you certainly wouldn't
have time to write my fan club asking
for a date!
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Q* "Hey, Busty!
Can you send me a fan club package to the following address: (omitted)
...and I'll fill out the order form and check later?
I'm
serious! I'd do it now,
but I
just had such a sexually exhausting night that I can barely type this
e-mail!"
A* You've had such a
sexually exhausting night that you can barely type???
Gee, looks like you'll be
using your OTHER HAND for a while!