"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail
Archive 4
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(The following first 2 letters refer to an accident I had, in September of '97, which resulted in a concussion & dislocated right collar bone. And being right-handed, everything from homework to getting dressed seemed like a chore! Anyway, I would like to thank everyone who took the time to e-mail their well-wishes!)
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
Sorry
to hear about your accident and I hope you're feeling better... and
don't worry about getting dressed,
because most guys want to take your
clothes OFF as fast as you put
them ON!"
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
About
your shoulder repair surgery... Were you embarrassed about taking
your clothes off for the surgeon,
you know, because you're so endowed?"
A* No, and I wasn't embarrassed to take off the surgeon's clothes either!
~ No Life Dept. Pt.1 ~
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
My
family is quite wealthy. I want the honor of having the only lifetime
Fan Club membership in the
world (that's right, even after you've become
a vet)! Let me know what
it would cost and could you charge it, please?"
A* You should live so long!
.......
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
Well,
here I am again sending you another idea for your website:
Because your 'Dear Busty BriAnna' page is
so funny, I think that you should
make up funny stories to subjects that guys send in! So anyway, here's my
idea:
These
guys go into a strip club, order drinks, and start chatting and
laughing loudly...
(I'm sure you can do
something hysterically funny with this!)"
A* I did!! (Your letter is the toilet paper)
~ Hate Mail Dept. Pt.1 ~
(The following 2 letters are a few examples of the letters we adult entertainers/models get from women who hate "what we do")
Q* "Attention: B.BriAnna,
Raising
five boys in this day and age is hard enough without you (and
models like you) corrupting our
children's minds! I found a magazine with
you and a Ms. Peaks on the cover in my
home!
WHAT
YOU ARE DOING DEGRADES WOMEN! I wouldn't pose in
one of those men's magazines for a
million dollars!"
A* In imaging what
you look like after raising five boys:
You wouldn't GET a million!
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Q* "To Ms. BriAnna,
I'm
tired of you and all your silicone-implanted buddies turning
newsstands in to meat markets! Open-pussy
shots are demoralizing and
degrading enough to women, but now
all I see are lesbian lay-outs which
further encourage gay lifestyles!
There should be laws against such smut!
Well,
anyway... that's how I feel."
A* I'm glad you enjoyed my lay-out!
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In conclusion to the "Hate Mail
Dept. Pt.1", I'd like to add a funny thing I heard that states:
"Have you ever noticed that the women against pornography are the
ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?!"
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