"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail

Archive 5

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~ Christmas Dept. ~

Q* "BriAnna,
            You as well have a great holiday season!!  I hope to one day meet you but for now I'll just have 
        you in mind like visions of Sugar Plums dancing in my head... and may I say I do love YOUR big
        sugar plums!!"


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~ Getting Personal Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I was just wondering... do you ever masturbate?"

A*  Honey, there are 2 kinds of people who masturbate: Those that DO, and 
       those who LIE!

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Q* "Dear Busty Brianna,
             Do you ever sleep with your fans?"

A*  Heavens, NO! I like it warm when I sleep and only use my electric blanket!
                                                                                                                     :-)

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Q* "Dear Busty,
             Your pussy looks so sweet and juicy! Do you like to have it eaten?
       Some girls don't, so I was just curious."
 

A*  As far as I'm concerned, anyone who doesn't like oral sex hasn't had it
       DONE RIGHT!

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~ "Doing Time" Dept. ~

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             As the warden's signature indicates, I'm confined to Death Row.
       I'm not interested in a Fan Club membership, but perhaps you can send me
       some back-issues?"

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I just want to let you know how beautiful you are! 
       Please excuse the crayon, but where I am they don't allow sharp objects."

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