"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail
Archive 5
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~ Christmas Dept. ~
Q* "BriAnna,
You as well
have a great holiday season!! I hope to one day meet you but for now I'll
just have
you in mind like visions of Sugar
Plums dancing in my head... and may I say I do love YOUR big
sugar plums!!"
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Q* "Dear
Busty BriAnna,
I was
just wondering... do you ever masturbate?"
A* Honey, there are 2
kinds of people who masturbate: Those that DO, and
those who LIE!
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Q* "Dear
Busty Brianna,
Do you
ever sleep with your fans?"
A* Heavens, NO! I
like it warm when I sleep and only use my electric blanket!
:-)
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Q* "Dear Busty,
Your
pussy looks so sweet and juicy! Do you like to have it eaten?
Some girls don't, so I was just
curious."
A* As far as I'm
concerned, anyone who doesn't like oral sex hasn't had it
DONE RIGHT!
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~ "Doing Time" Dept. ~
Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
As the
warden's signature indicates, I'm confined to Death Row.
I'm not interested in a Fan Club
membership, but perhaps you can send me
some back-issues?"
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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
I just
want to let you know how beautiful you are!
Please excuse the crayon, but where I am they don't
allow sharp objects."
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