~ That's The Way Love Goes Dept ~

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             When I was in junior high school, all I wanted was a girl with large
       breasts.
             In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.
       So, I decided I needed a passionate girl.
             In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
       Everything was an emergency... she cried all the time. So I decided I needed
       a girl with some stability.
             I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about
       anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
             I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
       one thing to another. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl
       with some ambition.
             After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so
       ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
            Now all I want is a girl with large breasts!"

.......

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             We have at least one thing in common: a Maine Coon cat. Mine is named
       Freddie - she is a female. Mine is not too bright, but very cute and very
       friendly... a bit like my dates in college..."

~ Broken Record Dept. ~

Q* "Dear BriAnna,
             HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY,
       HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY,
       HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, HORNY,
       HORNY, HORNY, HORNY!
             CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS WHAT YOU MAKE ME?"

A* Well, no, not if you're going to beat around the bush like that!

....

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna you are very beautiful, you are adorable, you
             are sublime vicious.
       You are perfect.
       I want many video of you.
       I want your catalogue.
       You are really something.
       I want many video of you.
       You are a dream.
       I want many video of you.
       You are mervelous.
       I want many video of you.
       I dream of you.
       I want many video of you.
       BUSTY BRIANNA you are the most beautiful girl.
       I want many video of you.
       I have very much phantasm.
       I want many video of you.
       I want she will are all naked during all yours personal videos.
       I want your catalogue and I want many personal video of you."

A* Honey, judging by the number of times you mentioned my videos,
I'd better send them out right away before you have another one of
those "dreams"! :-)

~ Resumé Dept. Pt. 1 ~

A* Cute, just when I thought I'd seen everything! I've had lots of guys e-mail
their photos before, but never a whole resumé!

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