~ Pick-Up-Lines Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty,
             My name is (omitted), haven't we met before, beautiful?"

A*  Yes! I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic!

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I'd go through anything for you!"

A* Good! Let's start with your bank account!

Q* "Dear Brianna,
             Do you like to fuck young guys?
      Do you want to fuck me?
      Cause I want to fuck you!
      I'm 16 but I can DO IT!"
      
A*  Grow some hair on your chest, get a job, buy a "Penis Pump", and write
       me again in 5 years! 

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I hope that you can help me... I'm 15 and haven't 'done it' yet. I've been
       seeing this girl from my homeroom and I'm nervous about my 'first time'. 
      Were you nervous your first time? Is there something someone should have
       told you that would have made your first time more enjoyable?" 

~ Titty Nitty Gritty Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Busty,
             I know you must get asked this question a million times, but  ARE THEY
       REAL?"

A* They're REAL HEAVY...

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             Your tits appear to be real. However, when I go to strip clubs to see the
       big-busted feature dancers, most have slim hips but huge boobs and will tell
        you they're 'natural'! Maybe you'll give me an honest answer: How can a
       woman with 34" hips have a 60+" chest that's 'natural'?!"

A*  OK, you've twisted my arm! Your answer is in the illustration below...

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