"Dear Busty BriAnna..." The Best of My Fan Mail

  Archive 8

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~ Misspelling Dept. ~

 

Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I am writing you from Utah and wonder if you ever get to the Salt Lake
       area? If you do I would sure love to eat...oops, MEET you"

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             I just finished viewing your website and loved it! I look forward to  future
        pectoral, ummm, PICTORIALS!"

 

~ Advise Dept. Pt.1 ~

Q* "Dear Miss BriAnna,
             My girlfriend is a great cook, but how do I get her to spend less time in 
       the kitchen and more time with me?"

A*  Simply tell her that if she thinks the way to a man's heart is through his
       stomach, she's aiming too high!

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Q* "Dear Busty,
             Just what is a woman's work that is 'never done'? My girlfriend is always
        complaining about this!"

A* The woman's work that is never done is probably the stuff she asked her
       boyfriend/husband to do!   (smile!)

 

~ Pick-Up-Lines Dept. Pt.2 ~

 

Q* "Dear Busty Babe,
              My name is (omitted) and my address is (omitted). Come over and I'll
       fulfill your every sexual fantasy!"

A* You mean you know an extraterrestrial?!?!

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Q* "Dear BriAnna,
             Your place or mine?"

A* Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!

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Q* "Dear Busty BriAnna,
             How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
A* Unfertilized!

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