Frequently Asked Questions
(This page was updated/revised: 10-22-'06)
 I will update this page periodically with more of my most-asked questions. 
So feel free to e-mail whatever you're wondering... it just may end up on this page!  
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Basic Bio-Type Questions

Q* "Where did you grow up?"
A* I grew up in the Cleveland, Ohio area.

Q* "Do you have any siblings?"
A* Yes. I have a younger brother and an older sister... I'm in the middle.

Q* "When did you start developing?"
A* Too young! By age eleven & a half I started getting boobs, "bush" hair, and "that time of the month"!

Q* "You must have been a knock-out in High School! Homecoming Queen, right?"
A* No way! Believe it or not... I was a total geek! I may have been an early-bloomer in female development, but I was a late-bloomer as far as looks were concerned! I did get votes and win, however, as "Class Clown"!

My Dancing/Modeling Days

Q* What made you get in to dancing/modeling/videos?"
A* My goal has always been to become a veterinarian. However, when I finished High School my parents couldn't afford to send me to medical school, and grants & financial aid only covered so much. I knew that if I was ever going to get the things in life I wanted, I'd have to do it myself. Then a friend of mine, already a dancer, told me how much $$$ could be made (besides the fact that it was easy & fun!), I was "in"! There wasn't much happening in the Cleveland area at that time, so I moved to New York City and got into its' booming adult entertainment business.

Q* "Did you win any titles/beauty contests while you were feature-dancing?"
A* Yes, two... "1986 Miss Nude Ohio" and "1988 Miss Nude New York". I'm posing with the trophies & sashes in the photo below.

Q* "Have you made any television appearances?"
A* As for television, yes, on a New York-based adult show called "Robin Byrd" in December of '93. I was invited on "Jerry Springer" as he was doing a show on strippers, but it clashed with my college schedule. While being on television really doesn't interest me, I'd love to appear on "Howard Stern" one day and match wits with him!

Q* "What kind of shows did you do?"
A* I'd call them athletic, high-energy shows! I played sports all through High School plus took circus gymnastics! Thus, my "floor show" included contortions! Check out my flexibility in the photo below.

Q* "What were some of your favorite clubs you performed in?"
A* With no disrespect to all the other clubs not mentioned, my all-time favorites were "Charlie's Dream" in Philadelphia, "Market Street Cinema/Century Theatre/Regal Show World" (all owned by the same person) in San Francisco, and "Studio 4" in Windsor, Ontario.

Q* "Did you 'get it on' for real with any of the models in your girl/girl 
       lay-outs?"
A* Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but unless the girl/girl pictorial is shown in a magazine which features actual XXX movie stills, all girl/girl lay-outs are simulated. And no, we didn't 'do' anything afterwards. These types of shoots are just for fun, especially if I already know the model! Put two real-life girlfriends together and you get more goofing around than anything else! Case in point: The girl/girl mini bathtub shoot I did with Tawny Peaks ended up in a soap suds fight! 

Q* "Will you ever perform in an XXX movie?"
A* While I have nothing against porn movies or anyone in them, no, I won't do XXX movie, and there are two reasons: First, there's just too many diseases going around! While everyone fears AIDS the most, people seem to have forgotten about other STD's, as well as skin diseases like genital warts & herpes! The second reason is because of the fact that once I start working with animals, I will be in what's considered a "professional" career. And although this is a contradiction, nude pics of the past are acceptable to the general public (I mean, just about every actress has showed skin at one time or another!), but porn is NOT! I simply CAN'T have X-rated videos of me floating around that can lead to my credibility as a veterinarian being questioned... 'skin' magazines however, in this day and age, are no big deal. This is why I don't offer 'custom' videos either. I was considering it, but nixed the idea. Yes, I know I have 3 videos to date, but they are the softcore type... kind of like the ones Playboy models do.

Q* "Why did you quit dancing?"
A* There are two reasons. The first (and most important reason) was I simply felt it was time to pursue my dream of going to veterinary college. Because a DVM degree takes eight years to earn, I had to start school at some point in my life!
      As for the second reason... Whew! I KNOW I'm going to get a shit load of both positive and negative mail from this... but since I have no bookings to lose (as I'm no longer touring), and because SOMEONE HAS TO SAY THIS: The other reason I quit dancing is because I got sick & tired of what I call the "Barbie Doll Syndrome" that club owners and agents expect from all the girls! I'll explain... 

        One can never be young enough, thin enough, or pretty enough!
           Young Enough: We are constantly told by our agents to lie about our ages once we reach 25... like that's "over-the-hill" or something! But to many club owners... IT IS!! Excuse me, but I can name at least two dozen drop-dead gorgeous actresses off the top of my head who are in their thirties (including "pretty woman" Julia Roberts!), and I can think of at least two dozen more who are still stunning in their forties (including Kim Basinger!).
          Thin Enough: This refers to the weekly put-downs from agents about how "fat" we're getting... even if it's simply bloat from our menstrual cycle! In the agent's minds (what little they have), they're keeping the girls "on their toes", but what they're REALLY doing is causing inferiority complexes which lead MOST of the girls in this business to eating disorders and/or drug dependencies! Unless one is blessed with tiny bones & a high metabolism, it's next to impossible to constantly maintain between a size ZERO to 3 without developing some kind of eating disorder and/or drug dependency! Anything bigger than a size 3 in the feature dancing industry is considered FAT! Case in point: Let's talk about the "Fantasy Photos" section... You guys are always telling me how great those pictures are... well guess what? To 99.9% of agents and club owners, only "Garter Belts & Stockings" & "Live On Stage" would be an ''acceptable weight'', because I'm bigger than a size 3 in all the rest (as my weight tends to fluctuate)!
          Pretty Enough:  This refers to the constant plastic surgery we are told we need, or we'll be trouble to book as we're "looking too old" or "not as good as so & so"! I'm NOT kidding! Another case in point: I had a lower face lift in my late twenties! Did I NEED it? According to the agencies I did! And don't even get me started on the  promo!... While magazines pay us to pose, our professional photos (the ones the agents send to club owners in the hopes of booking us) have to BE just that: PROFESSIONAL. While it's understandable that club owners want to see what they're getting before coming off with a 4-digit base pay, we spend $600.+ on a professional photo session, only to have our agents want to use maybe 5 out of hundreds of slides because the others (we're told) make us look "fat" or "old"!
          And if you think the agents sound bad... many club owners are EVEN WORSE! First of all, they only tend to book what they consider "sexy"... totally oblivious (or not giving a shit!) that their PATRONS (which are you guys) might want to see something "different"! Besides this "not-my-type" prejudice, many club owners are RACIST! If you don't believe me, then answer this: How many feature dancers can you name who are African American?, Latino?, Asian?, or even a BRUNETTE for that matter?! VERY FEW!, unless they're willing to inflate their breasts to the size of basketballs (literally!). I was told repeatedly to "go blonde", "go bigger" (via implants), and not to lose the tan-lines as an all-over tan would make me look "too ethnic" and thus, difficult to book! What the hell does "too ethnic" mean away?!?! Don't get me wrong: I have nothing against fair-skinned blondes or the girls who did go "super-sized"... I just wish club owners would realize what you guys already know: that beauty comes in all sizes, shapes, and colors!
          Before you think I'm a bitter old witch, yes, there were exceptions... some club owners were wonderful! And as for you guys... you were always a pleasure to dance for!

My Future Plans

Q* "What made you want to become a vet?"
A* For as long as I can remember (and that's to age 3!), I've always loved animals and always wanted to help them when I grew up. One of my earliest "animal" memories is at the Cleveland Zoo's 'Children's Petting Zoo'... Being the dumb kid that we all are, I assumed afterwards that I could pet & feed EVERY animal, and remember throwing a fit when I realized I couldn't reach the lions, bears, crocodiles, etc...!

Q* "What are your immediate/future plans?"
A* Update: I finished the pre-veterinary program!  However, because most pre-veterinary programs are around 60 credits but DVM colleges want a minimum of 90, I'll be taking a few more classes in general sciences & math before applying to any of them (the DVM colleges). From there, I plan on attending whichever veterinary college accepts me!
           I eventually want to specialize in zoo/wildlife medicine. As much as I love companion animals... they're not endangered. I'd rather travel to where help is needed the most: Every country has an "Endangered Species" list a mile long! I'd love to work in government captive breeding programs, wildlife relocation/rehabilitation, safaris, zoos, and emergencies (such as forest fires & oil spills)... and I'll go ANYWHERE... Africa, Asia, Australia, Antarctica... I don't care!

Q* "Does anyone at college know what you do?"
A* The adult entertainment business is NOT a respected line of work by the general public. While the following is true for some dancers, unfortunately, we're ALL thought of as brainless, pimped-off drug-addicts that will never amount to anything! Therefore, I prefer to just keep quiet about my "occupation" rather than set myself up as some kind of class "joke"!

Q* "Do you ever plan on 'settling down'/having children?"
A* NO. While I have nothing against people who choose to start families... it's not for me. I'm career- oriented and enjoy my independence way too much! And NO, I won't change my mind as I get older, as I already knew this about myself from a young age. Not EVERY woman wants to be a wife/mom, guys!

...Getting Personal!

Q* "Can you think of one thing about yourself that would surprise most people 
       if they knew?"
A* Sure, though I doubt anyone will believe it: I'm basically a shy, keep-to-myself type of person! I'm NOT kidding! With dancing, modeling, videos, and yes, I suppose this website, I can "be" another person: Busty BriAnna. But at school, home, shopping, playing with my pets, etc... I'm just me!

Q* (In response to "favorite type of guy" or "you only date gorgeous guys,
       right?" questions)
      "What type of guy do you really like?"
A* People are individuals, meaning, no two are exactly alike. That ALSO means that no one person is going to be everything to someone else! I don't believe in two people connecting at every level and thus, I'm not looking for 'Mr.Perfect'. There ARE qualities that will definitely get my attention though!  They include:
     Sense of Humor - A must with me!
     Independence - No "mamma's boys" that live at home, please! 
     Self Sufficient - That means he needs to have a career or be working towards one! Sorry, but I believe everyone has a talent at something, and no one should just wander through life aimlessly. 
     Manners - I like having a door opened for me, a chair pushed out for me, etc...! 
     Respectful of My Space -  Very important! I am a fiercely independent person and I require X-amount of time to myself... in other words, don't "suffocate" me! You go to YOUR place at the end of the date/night/next morning/whatever and I'll go to MINE!
     Non-Possessive/Controlling - Also very important! I answer to 1 person: myself! In other words... I  don't "own" you & you don't "own" me!
      Non-Abusive - Verbally-abusive men beware: I can curse as good as any truck driver and can argue & insult with the best of you! Physically-abusive men beware: I KNOW HOW TO CASTRATE! There's NO difference in the procedure on humans or animals! Don't mess with us "New Yawkas"!
      You'll notice that I said nothing about having good looks, and that's because I couldn't care less! I've dated men with "model" looks and was bored to tears! Most are so worried about their hair, their posture, their facial expressions, and coming-off as "God's Gift", not to mention their egos, which need to be stroked every minute, that they offer NOTHING in the way of conversation! Give me the "imperfect" guy any day!... they're the most interesting and the most fun! Short men, fat men, big noses, funny ears, whatever... I don't care! 

Q* "Does 'size' matter to you?"
A* Let me just say first, that I think it's unfair what the porn industry has done to men to make them even think about that! Case in point: Most male porn stars are built like King Kong, making many men believe that they need to have a dick the width of a beer can & the length of a ruler to please a woman! In reality, NOTHING could be further from the truth! I've "had" giant dicks and all they did for me was hurt, or worse yet, ripped my pussy wall! Also remember guys, what you actually DO with it is much more important! Women love a slow tease (me too!)... not something that just jams its' way in!

Q* "What are your feelings on 'casual' sex?"
A*  As long as it's between two consenting adults of legal age (and you're safe about it), I find absolutely nothing wrong with it... in fact, I prefer it! 
     I'm serious guys! I know I've probably come off as a prudish bookworm on this website so far, but when it comes to friendships/relationships with the opposite sex... I have the morals of most men! First of all (as I stated above in the answer to what kind of men I like), I'm not looking for "Mr. Perfect" and simply don't believe in people connecting like that on every level. Secondly, "casual" means I don't have to put up with the jealousy, possessiveness, & usual other BS that goes with most relationships!
     Yes, I've "been with" a few male friends (whom I'm still friends with to this day) and have not been weirded-out by it at all. It was just a fun fling. 

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