There seems to be a trend toward jokes about this state... probably due to President Clinton!
Note: Those of you reading this from
Arkansas... I have nothing against your
state!
This page is just for fun! . . . To prove what a good sport I am, I welcome all
New
York jokes!
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~Arkansas Decorating~
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~No Fishing
Permit? No Problem!
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~Redneck Auto
Security System~
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~Arkansas
Joke Pt.1~
Q. What do you call a virgin in Arkansas?
A. A girl who can run faster than her brothers!
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~Arkansas Real
Estate~
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~No Air
Conditioning? No Problem!~
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~Arkansas
Multi-Purpose Car Pt.1~
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~What's Wrong
With This Picture?~
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~Arkansas
Joke Pt.2~
One day a young man comes home to his father's farm and says
"Dad, I
found the most wonderful girl in the world! She lives in Little Rock.
She is smart and
funny and beautiful, and better yet, she is still a virgin!"
The father snaps back, "A virgin! Son, if she is not
good enough for her own family,
she is not good enough for you!"
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~No
Beer Mug? No Problem!~
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~Arkansas
Online!~
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~No Beaches?
No Problem!~
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~Arkansas
Environmental-Friendly Car~
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~Arkansas
Joke Pt.3~
One hot Little Rock day a brother and sister were left home alone while
their parents went off to work.
The heat was unbearable, so they took off their clothes
and laid on the concrete floor of the garage.
With all the heat and the way hormones can kick in, they did the deed and
had sex.
Afterwards, the sister says to her brother, "Wow, you're as good as
Dad!"
The brother says, "Yeah, that's what Mom always says!"
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~No Kleenex? No
Problem!~
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~Arkansas
Multi-Purpose Car Pt.2~
(Redneck GPS
System)
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~Redneck Hot
Rod!~
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~Come Join Us!~
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Name: ______________________ Nickname: ____________ CB Handle: _______________ Address (RFD): ________________________________________________________________ Daddy (If unknown, attach list of 3 suspects)__________________________________ Neck color: __Light Red __Medium Red __Dark Red __Other:_____________ Number of teeth exposed in full grin: ______ Lower: ________ Upper: ___________ Make of Pickup: _________________________ Size of Tire: _______________________ Hounds: _______ Type: __Blue Tick __Beagle __ Black and Tan __Other Length of Right Leg: ________ Length of Left Leg: ________ Other: ________ How Many Cars/Makes in Front Yard ____________ How many on Blocks_________ How Many Kitchen Appliances on Front Porch__________ Back Porch:______________ When and where was your last Elvis sighting: Do You Wear Mostly Polyester Pants With Snags? __Yes __No Do You Own Any Shoes, Not Boots? __Yes __No Are You Married to Any of the Following? (Circle all that Apply) Sister Cousin Cousin's Sister Aunt Other (explain)_______________ Does Your Wife Weigh More Than Your Pickup? __Yes __No Can You Sign Your Name and Always Spell it Right? __Yes __No Have You Ever had More Than One Bath in a Week? __Yes __No Medical Information Do You Have at Least Two of the Following: __B.O. __Lice __Crabs __Bad Breath __Scabies __Tattoos __Crossed-Eyes __Runny Nose __Green Teeth __Yellow Teeth Number of Teeth Missing_______ Other_________ General Information Can You Count past Ten With Your Shoes On? __Yes __No Favorite Weapon: __Tire Iron __Pick Handle __Log Chain __Shot Gun Favorite Pastime: __Drinkin' __Coon Huntin" __Fishin' __Oth'r Truck Equipped with: __Gun Rack __Fuzz Buster __Eight Track __Rebel Flag __CB Radio __Beer Can __Squirrel Tail Favorite Vocalist: __Willie Nelson __Johnny Cash __Elvis __Conway Twitty __Loretta Lynn Bumper Stickers: __Honk If You Love Jesus __Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT __Old Fart __Dig Clams Cap Emblems: __John Deere __CAT __Skoal __Budweiser __Jack Daniels Memberships: __NRA __VFW __KKK __700 Club __BPOE Your Signature (One X Will Do): ____________________ Date: ___________________ |
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